hornyspice:

Grape seeds look like ballsacks

(via dine-on-the-vagine)

poopflow:

What would jesus do? im almost 100% sure he would reblog my selfie 

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cokeflow:

My mood depends on how good my hair looks

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-shr00ms:

foreplay is important

why do boys not get that

sex without foreplay is like trying to go down a waterless slip n slide

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snakeoil:

perdu-me:

Things not to say to me while I’m eating:

• That’s a lot of food
• That’s not enough food
• You’re going to eat all of that???!??
• That looks gross
• That’s not healthy
• That looks healthy
• That’s disgusting
• Why are you eating that?
• I’m glad you’re eating more

In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.

this SO much

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potatoandotherwise:

reasons to date me
•sometimes I wear big shirts and no pants
•I’ll make you pancakes and mix CDs because who doesn’t love those
•I’ll kiss you a lot
•you can touch my butt whenever you want
•????????
•do you need any more reasons

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burghers:

when people say nice things about you

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googlehomie:

ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels

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